The 2026 World Cup has reached the stage where every match matters, every group chat is feral, and every watch party needs a dress code.
So we did the important journalism: ranking our own World Cup tees. All printed to order, all available in a regular or cropped baby-tee fit, all in your choice of colours. £11.99 each.
The definitive ranking
12. Extra Time — understated. For the friend who’s genuinely there for the football.
11. Extra Time, Extra Wine — the same friend, two hours later.
10. I’m Just Here for the Pints & Vibes x — honesty is a virtue.
9. It’s Giving Offside x — for when the flag goes up and nobody knows why.
8. Have a Word Ref x — polite fury. Extremely British.
7. Ref Can’t Hear You Babe — the correct response to number 8.
6. I Wish Russo Was Playing — a Lionesses tribute in a men’s tournament summer. Taste.
5. Rice Rice Baby — it made us laugh in June. It still makes us laugh in July.
4. I Could’ve Scored That x — you couldn’t. Wear it anyway.
3. Who’s VAR? — the most asked question of the tournament, now in cotton.
2. Red Card Behaviour — works for football and for whatever happened on the hen do.
1. Buy Me a Drink if it’s Coming Home — flirty, optimistic, and statistically risky. The complete package. Our bestseller for a reason.
Regular fit or baby tee?
Every design comes both ways — a relaxed regular fit (XS–5XL) and a cropped baby tee. Most of our girls' groups mix and match. Check each product page for the full 28-colour range.
How fast can you get one?
Every tee is printed to order in the UK. Order early in the week and you’ll be sorted for the weekend fixtures — and remember, UK delivery is free over £60, so rope in the group chat.
See the full World Cup collection here — before it all comes home.