The 2026 World Cup has reached the stage where every match matters, every group chat is feral, and every watch party needs a dress code.
So we did the important journalism: ranking our own World Cup tees. All printed to order, all available in a regular or cropped baby-tee fit, all in your choice of colours. £11.99 each.
The definitive ranking
12. Extra Time — understated. For the friend who’s genuinely there for the football.
11. Extra Time, Extra Wine — the same friend, two hours later.
10. I’m Just Here for the Pints & Vibes x — honesty is a virtue.
9. It’s Giving Offside x — for when the flag goes up and nobody knows why.
8. Have a Word Ref x — polite fury. Extremely British.
7. Ref Can’t Hear You Babe — the correct response to number 8.
6. I Wish Russo Was Playing — a Lionesses tribute in a men’s tournament summer. Taste.
5. Rice Rice Baby — it made us laugh in June. It still makes us laugh in July.
4. I Could’ve Scored That x — you couldn’t. Wear it anyway.
3. Who’s VAR? — the most asked question of the tournament, now in cotton.
2. Red Card Behaviour — works for football and for whatever happened on the hen do.
1. Buy Me a Drink if it’s Coming Home — flirty, optimistic, and statistically risky. The complete package. Our bestseller for a reason.
Regular fit or baby tee?
Every design comes both ways — a relaxed regular fit (XS–5XL) and a cropped baby tee. Most of our girls' groups mix and match. Check each product page for the full 28-colour range.
How fast can you get one?
Every tee is printed to order in the UK. Order early in the week and you’ll be sorted for the weekend fixtures.
See the full World Cup collection here — before it all comes home.